Friday, December 22, 2006

Boras Spins like a Dreidel

From the AP/SI.com article "Boras refutes injury reports on Drew":

"J.D. is healthy," Boras said Wednesday night. "We've had noted experts that have demonstrated that he's without any condition that would effect [sic] him over the five years of the contract."

"Noted experts"? "Without any condition"? The Associated Press confusing "affect" and "effect"?

How that quote reads to Sons of Steve Garvey:

"J.D. is healthy," Boras said Wednesday night. "We've had guys on my payroll that have demonstrated that he's without any condition outside of his right shoulder and wrist that would affect his ability...to pay me ten percent of $70 million! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud."

1 comments:

Steve Sax said...

When Boras is dry and ready, we are going to play (him like a fiddle).